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  2. From tamsun!cs.utexas.edu!swrinde!sdd.hp.com!hplabs!hpfcso!hplvec!gvg Fri Feb  7 13:41:57 CST 1992
  3. Article: 16327 of rec.humor
  4. Path: tamsun!cs.utexas.edu!swrinde!sdd.hp.com!hplabs!hpfcso!hplvec!gvg
  5. From: gvg@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Greg Goebel)
  6. Newsgroups: rec.humor
  7. Subject: Re: College Professors
  8. Message-ID: <3300169@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM>
  9. Date: 2 Feb 92 15:21:06 GMT
  10. References: <9201312137.AA14235@ucbvax.Berkeley.EDU>
  11. Organization: Hewlett-Packard Co., Loveland, CO
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  14. 11.  An affinity for the special case and a disinterest in fundamentals.
  15.      (Math professors are really bad about this.)
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  17. 12.  A deeply ingrained belief in the inherent and absolute superiority of
  18.      the intellectual.  (They almost ALL have this but humanities profs are
  19.      the most obnoxious about it.)
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  21. 13.  A matching disdain for business and commerce, partly maintained by the
  22.      fact that industry people make a lot more money than academics do.
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  24. There are, to be fair, some profs who are clever, enthusiastic, like almost
  25. everybody, and have a sense of humor, but they seem to be a minority.
  26.  
  27.    Wile E. Coyote at the Acme Online Support Organization For The SouthWest
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  34. | Greg Goebel                             NET:     gvg@hpislx                |
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